15 Chocolate Rules That You Need to Know [SPONSORED]
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1. You can never have enough chocolate.
2. Everything tastes better with chocolate.
3. There is nothing better than a good friend….who has chocolate.
4. Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
5. Chocolate makes everyone smile…even bankers.
6. When the going gets tough the tough get chocolate.
7. Chocolate is a poor man’s champagne.
8. Chocolate is its own food group.
9. If at first you don’t succeed…eat chocolate.
10. If money talks then chocolate sings
11. A little too much chocolate is just about right.
12. The only thing chocolate won't cure is a bad hair day.
13. There's a good chance that 'the meaning of life' is chocolate.
14. Coffee may be a good way to start the day, but chocolate makes it worth while.
15. Happiness is fleeting, but chocolate is forever.