Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Oops! Justin Timberlake May Go to Jail for Voting Booth Selfie
Justin Timberlake's recent attempt to encourage U.S. citizens to vote in the upcoming presidential election may actually land him in jail. Oops!
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Reach Divorce Settlement
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have finalized their divorce and have officially signed all the accompanying paperwork.
Lady Gaga’s Singles Ranked, From Worst to Best
From "Just Dance" all the way up to "Perfect Illusion" -- we ranked 20 of Lady Gaga's singles, worst to best.
Lady Gaga Shuts Down Madonna Comparison: ‘What I Do Is Different’
'Madonna and I are very different. Just saying.'
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Be Quiet, Their Screams Further Intensify
His pleas for quiet were continually drowned out by overzealous fans who must not need air to breathe.
‘Uptown Funk’ Goes Diamond, Is Only 13th Song in History to Do So
If you ever doubted the staying power of 'Uptown Funk,' the track's official sales numbers are here to prove your assessment woefully misguided.
Chrissy Teigen Gives Update on Kim Kardashian Post-Robbery
"It was definitely a traumatizing, horrible, horrible thing."
Tyra Banks Says She’s Still ‘Very Scared’ of Naomi Campbell
"It was very difficult — like some of my lowest times of my life — dealing with that.”
Niall Horan Gets Fans’ Hopes Up, Says One Direction Return Is Imminent
"Can’t really put a date on it, but it’s not gonna be 50 years away."
Secret Video of Kim Kardashian Post-Robbery Prompts Police Investigation
The video was reportedly shot without Kim's knowledge, moments after police arrived at her Paris residence, post-robbery.
Donald Trump Inspires Long Overdue ‘Law and Order: SVU’ Episode
Gary Cole will play a politician whose campaign is stalled after several women come forth with 'damaging accusations.'
Zayn Teams With Donatella Versace for Versus Capsule Collection
Zayn has officially added 'fashion designer' to his endless list of qualifiers.