Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Alec Baldwin on Donald Trump Impression: ‘I Almost Sprained My Jaw’
"I almost sprained my jaw pushing my lower jaw forward to talk the way he does and say, 'Putin.'"
Kendall Jenner Received A Rolls-Royce From A Total Stranger, Must Be Nice
Recounting the story, sister Khloe said, "I was like, is this a joke? On my 21st birthday I think I got, like, a dinner and a purse or something."
Mariah Carey + More to Bless Viewers With ‘VH1 Divas Holiday’ Performance
Have you started blasting 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' yet?
Kim Kardashian Reportedly Fires Longtime Bodyguard Pascal Duvier After Paris Robbery
“It’s a pretty tough situation overall and they love Pascal, but they couldn’t take any more chances," a source claimed.
New Bruno Mars Song ‘Versace on the Floor’ Is A Sensual Slow Jam
'Versace on the Floor' is an '80s-inspired slow-jam, peppered with synth flourishes -- but it didn't always sound that way.
See the Full ‘Hamilton Mixtape’ Track List: Usher, Kelly Clarkson + More
With features from Chance the Rapper, Sia, Miguel + more, 'The Hamilton Mixtape' promises to be just as musically eclectic as the musical it's derived from.
Zayn Opens Up About Racism: ‘I Got Excluded, Got In Fights’
"Nine times out of ten, the fights were due to racial things," he said.
Louis C.K. Wholeheartedly Endorses Hillary Clinton on ‘Conan’
"It’s not a lesser of two evils, I think she’s great," he said.
Val Kilmer Refutes Michael Douglas’ ‘Misinformed’ Cancer Claim
"I'm sure he meant no harm."
Adele Had The Most Horrifying Halloween Costume of 2016
Adele dressed up as Jim Carrey's titular character from the 1994 movie 'The Mask' -- and it's equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
Taylor Swift Wore Ryan Reynolds’ Actual ‘Deadpool’ Costume for Halloween
“Thanks [Ryan Reynolds] for this costume. You’re the BEST 'Deadpool' inside contact ever."
Justin Theroux Clarifies Shady Brad Pitt Instagram Post
Justin Theroux posted a questionable image to Instagram that appeared to insult Brad Pitt, but he's since clarified he meant no ill will toward the actor.