Have we become so lazy as a society that we can't even pop our own popcorn (new study says microwave popcorn sales have grown just 0.84% versus popcorn that has already been popped at 11.9%), now we can't even hold our own burgers?Burger King in Puerto Rico just introduced a HANDS-FREE WHOPPER HOLDER.

Basically, it looks like one of those harmonica holders you see folk singers wear.  But instead of holding a harmonica, it holds a delicious hamburger.  That way, you don't have to use your hands while you're stuffing your face.

Unfortunately they only manufactured 50 of them, and distributed them in Puerto Rico.  So you'll just have to keep lifting up your burger with your hands like a caveman or something.

Seriously?  Would you use something like this?