Hey, did you notice it's hot outside? Like, pretty freaking hot. Maybe you can't afford the luxury of air conditioning. Maybe it doesn't matter because you still have to go outside. Don't panic (and certainly don't run). Here's a GIF guide to surviving a summer heat wave.
First off, close the curtains.
Turn on all the fans.
Pour yourself a nice lemonade.
Maybe have some ice cream.
You definitely do NOT want to go outside.
But if you do, go to a water park.
If there's no water park, find a pool.
At the very least, take a water gun with you.
Remember, it's hot outside -- don't be afraid to take extreme measures to stay comfortable.