Tactical bacon never looked so good!

As you may or may not know, you can cook many foods with a proper firearm... Granted, they're mostly all bacon. The normal choice for such duty is some AK-47 variant, but an AR will work in a pinch.

In full disclosure, without proof of a fun-switch, we'll let the inaccurate tossing around of 'machine-gun' go this time... but only this time. At a minimum, know what kind of rifle you're operating when you're pretending you do this from time to time.