‘Hi, Welcome To Chili’s’ Is Your New Horror Flick Punchline

I think we can agree, most horror movies are pretty lame. It takes a lot to scare most adults, and it's usually the subtle creepy stuff that could really happen that gets us. I mean, sure, jump scares might get you for a hot second, but if that's all a movie has to offer, you're watching the wrong movie.

So to combat bad horror flicks, here's your new move. Study this. Commit it to memory. And the next time you get the opportunity, whip out "Hi, welcome to Chili's."