I Want A Petite Lap Giraffe!

The Petite Lap Giraffe is basically the hottest thing in the world right now, thanks to a recent set of DirecTV commercials that features a Russian guy who speaks funny and has piles of gold laying around his house.

And now, you can own your own petite lap giraffe thanks to the kind Russian farmers at Sokoblovsky Farms. Well, okay, maybe not. But you can get in line to wait for one by visiting PetiteLapGiraffe.com. While you’re there, you can also watch the "Giraffe Cam," which features one of Sokoblovsky’s finest bulls doing some sort of really cute activity, which is generally either sleeping or walking around.

I love the language on the site.  "If not see him, don't worry he come back!"

I remember when I wanted a wallabee too!  Didn't get one of those either.  Do you have any exotic pets?  What are they?  Share a picture!