South Dakota Police Department Looking for Owner of Lost Property in Hilarious Facebook Post

In a hilarious Facebook post, the Mobridge, South Dakota police department is trying to find the owner of some lost property. 

Mobridge is located about 100 miles from where I grew up. It's a small town in north-central South Dakota with a population of about 3,500. Click on the photo and read the comments, they are pretty entertaining.

I wonder if anyone claimed their merchandise?