I can't help but feel I could finally win an argument against my wife with this thing.

The Spat Solver seems petty and I can't help but think, why didn't I think of making something like this sooner? Also why couldn't they have made it smaller, it seems big and obnoxious having it pinned on your chest like that.

Good thing this item is really not for sale, because that would really make you seem like a snarky *insert some colorful language here* husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend.

Then again something like this would probably come in handy over the holidays when that pesky relative won't leave you alone.