Oklahoma Man Foolishly Turns to Craigslist for Help Building ‘Secret Survival Cabin’
Prepper Rule #1 - When building your secret bug-out location, don't recruit help through Craiglist! Put on your tin-foil hard hat, it's time to go to work!
Southeastern Oklahoma certainly doesn't have a shortage of 'crazy' these days. There are countless numbers of people prepping for the catastrophe. Whether it be World War 3, another 9/11, or a deadly outbreak of the zombie virus. These are the people who stay prepared.
Take this person for instance. In an attempt to secure his future, he decided to build a secret bunker for when SHTF. Assuming he's only one man, he needs a little help. Solution: Craigslist.
Now, I don't know about you, but I don't dare trust a person with 2,142 photos tucked into their iPhone. I definitely don't trust anyone that lets their phone run down to 1% power. But the least we could do is hear him out.
I have all the tools. I have all the lumber. Hell, I have most of it done. Just looking for some able bodied 20 or 30 somethings to help finish drying in the place. As this place is a secret, you will be blindfolded for 20-30 minutes on the final leg of the trip. Hope that isn't a problem. You'll need to know how to swing a hammer, use a circular saw, preferably enjoy whisky, and not be afraid of heights... we'll be climbing a bit.
I am a twenty something business man, even tempered with a great sense of humor. The less you know about me the better though; this is, after all, a secret. Long story short, I won't kill you. You will have fun. You'll get paid to camp and work a bit. Once exhausted, we'll shoot skeet or something.
As this may sound anything but serious, I assure you it is. Serious inquiries only. Please send headshots with email. You can't look like a serial killer either. Beautiful women who can use a hammer are welcome to apply.
Yep, there's a little crazy in there. But you can't fault the guy for demanding secrecy of his project. Only a moron would spill the beans on the location of a top secret bunker...
You can't make this stuff up. But to be fair, at least he pays well. If you're looking to earn some top-secret cash, and you don't look all 'serial killy,' there's a job for you.