Given how times have changed, the man-boy Pee-Wee might make the best slasher we've ever seen... I know how stupid that sounds, but if you think about it, how could it not deliver? He's a man-boy. Obviously he's got something going on in his brain. He's a brilliant genius at inventions. Imagine the scene where forty-two different comical events in a chain end in the decapitating of someone. Plus, he's a loner. A rebel.

Even though they won't make it, they should. It would be epic on an 'Ernest Goes To Camp Crystal Lake' level.