States Ranked By Penis Size – Not Everything is Bigger in Texas
If you've ever thought you hated your job, hold on to that thought... Condomania.Com (self proclaimed "America's First Online Condom Store") apparently conducted their very own study of penis size across America. The final list contained some real shockers...
According to the study, here is the list of "Biggest Peens" in America, starting with the biggest.
- North Dakota
- Rhode Island
- South Dakota
- District of Columbia
- New York
- South Carolina
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New Hampshire
- West Virginia
- North Carolina
Now before you go to thinking they gave some lowly unpaid intern the most epically worst job in the country, (that was my first thought) Condomania.Com skipped all the sciency stuff, and thrust themselves ahead in this study by recording their sales. Yeah, the Dakota's bragging rights come straight out of the sales receipts for what they purchase most often. (They buy bigger sizes if you still don't understand the concept)
In the absence of actual scientific proof to back up their "study", we can only assume two things.
- North and South Dakota have zero clue as to how such garments should fit.
- Georgia (the only state not listed above) must have the most clumsy circumcisors in the country...
Either way, be proud of where you come from, since we both know you'll be claiming home to be a Dakota the next time someone brings it up. Cheers