pigeons

During his major league baseball career, 2-time Most Valuable Player Miguel Cabrera has done battle with Baltimore Orioles, Blue Jays from Toronto and Cardinals that call St. Louis home. But his most intense aviary opponents may have been a couple of Detroit pigeons.

Comedian Mark Malkoff already made a scene Stateside when he pulled a series of pranks in an Apple store, and now he’s moved on to Holland, where he recently allowed pigeons in Amsterdam’s Dam Square to feed from his prone body.