stupid criminal

What would he do if someone ate his food in the fridge?

In a scene we haven’t seen since Judge Reinhold fought off a robber in ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High,’ an employee at a Dunkin’ Donuts in West Haven, Connecticut broke up a robbery by tossing coffee on the would-be thief.

In a move that will shock comic book fans everywhere, a California man was recently arrested after allegedly attempting to mug a woman while wearing a Spider-Man costume. Spidey, what have you done?!

Thieves who made off with a semitrailer near Vienna, Austria better have a lot of hot dogs. The trailer, parked in a lot and stolen over the weekend, contained 21 tons of ketchup and mustard.

A 21-year-old Portland, Oregon man who relieved himself in the Mt. Tabor reservoir last Wednesday may face serious criminal charges. The reservoir is one of the city’s main sources of drinking water and, since the water’s now contaminated, officials insist that 7.8 million gallons must be dumped.

And you thought Charlie Sheen was a bad dad. Police in Mannford, Oklahoma recently arrested a 39-year-old man for allegedly cooking meth with the aid of his three young sons.  Watch the CNN news coverage!  I found it over the top and funny!  I know the situation isn't but CNN is notorious for reporting stuff OVER THE TOP!