Those Last Minute Christmas Gifts: You Can Really Find Some Cool Stuff at Gas Stations

It's never a gamble, a sure fire way to amuse friends & family alike is the Ol' reliable playing cards. Just think of the hours of amusement these little beauties will bring to those around you.  A virtual cornucopia of different games all conveniently stored in one small portable package! 

While available in a wide variety of colors & designs, nothing says “I'm too cheap to buy a real gift” quite like the blue polka dotted sockbootycoinpursekeychain thingy.

Is it a toque or a toboggan? Depending on which area of the country you're from that will determine how sports themed stylish head wear is properly described. We call it a hat.

This laser pointer can create 42 different fashionable patterns by changing the head of the pointer. Just think of the hours of fun you'll have terrorizing the family pet or elderly person. IMPORTANT NOTICE: it's FDA approved. What the hell does the FDA have to do with lasers? We have no idea but it's clearly marked FDA APPROVED on the package! 

For those persons on your shopping list who are incapable of making a permanent decision regarding dermagraphics, but want a tattoo anyway this is for them.  Unlike the real thing once they get tired of it they can put it on the other wrist. The package says uni-sex but that remains to be seen.

If you happen to know someone who's looking to accent their “Jersey Shore” wardrobe then this is perfect! They can accessorize with this Ed Hardy koozie guaranteed to keep things cool, even if they aren't.

They can't talk with their mouth full. Shut them up with 4 ounces of golden confectionery deliciousness! This little beauty came from Stuckey's in Texas somewhere. We traveled nationwide when compiling this list to ensure the highest quality of possible gifts. You're welcome!

Pez candy has been around for well over 80 years. A hot collectable; a pop culture phenomenon; an alternative to smoking it is PEZ MANIA! Looky here we have two tenths  of the Avengers! Captain American & Iron Man. Sure to be collectibles.

Retro hand set for mobile phone is the chic to use use your mobile phone at home, in the office, or on the street. Just not while driving cause that really pisses people off. This particular model is red, kinda like commissioner Gordan's or the President's. Important call or not, it'll sure look like it is.    

For the less than manly person in your life who could use some covering up, maybe lets say a cold sore or mole. This is perfect, not Tom Selleck or Sam Shepard perfect but it'll do. It's time to go undercover! This package contains 6 assorted mustaches each with it's own personality.

Fling Toss is a game of skill & smarts that pits 2 foes against each other. The specially designed Jai Alai racquets make tossing catching easy for the entire family. Of course if the person you've purchased this for doesn't have any friends other than you, maybe this could encourage some social interaction.