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Tostitos wants people to eat, drink and be safe this Super Bowl.

Ordering pizza has just gotten high tech.

We may never perfect our downward dog, but staring at pictures on the internet counts as exercise, right?

The most obvious fact in the world: guys will do anything if they think it will help them score with a woman. Sometimes, that's good. Sometimes, not so much. Take this prank, in which a few hotties dressed like lifeguards from Baywatch central casting approach random dudes and ask them if they can help them do CPR to help them become officially licensed...

Considering the hot-button issue that is gun control, this is sure to raise some eyebrows.

If you, like a good chunk of the human population of Earth, dislike telemarketers, then you're about to hear something that will only reinforce that opinion.

Road rage has once again reared its ugly head. Sigh. Why can't we be more like Canada?

You think you're an animal lover? This guy is an animal lover.

That's Jessica there. Unfortunately there aren't actually two of her, but we can still look at her and be happy.

It's been awhile, but it's time for another installment of "Terrible Pageant Answers."

Jed Mildon has etched his name into the record books with this most incredible and awesome feat.

For some reason, we feel like buying some watermelons...