A simple guy that enjoys the finer things in life. Things like cargo pants, manly flip flops, and sleeping without a top sheet. When not on the air, he can usually be found out in the sticks hunting whatever is in season, or shooting his mouth off on Xbox Live. Forever a fan of loud music, fat bottomed girls, and big ass guns.
Kelso
It’s Hot As Balls: A Truly Southern Poem About This Heat
There is nothing "nice" about these temperatures.
How To Actually Stay Cool In This Heat
With the heat index over 110, take these tips to heart.
This OHP ‘Live PD’ Clip Is Like Something From Reno 911
Between grandmas and tweekers, Oklahoma police officials are having a banner week.
Why Aren’t Underground Homes More Popular?
Given that Oklahoma has Summer and severe weather most of the year, it's a wonder why underground housing isn't more popular?
The Dog Days of Summer Are Not Letting Up Anytime Soon
We've had it pretty good the last few years, but Summer 2019 is ridiculously hot.
How to Politely Accept Being Busted for Meth
Just because you got popped doesn't mean you can't be polite about it.
Mercury Levels In The Fish Of The Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge
Ever wonder how such high levels of mercury got into the fish of our wildlife refuge?
Why Must People Be Reminded Not To Touch Bison?
Life is not a Disney movie. Animals don't want to be your friend.
Amazon vs UPS – The Ultimate Amazon Commercial
As Amazon rolls out their own delivery service in select markets, this guy makes that shipping choice really easy.
They Did The Science On How Messy A Mans #1 Is…
As it turns out, aim isn't nearly as important as physics in the bathroom.
Cop Runs Stop Sign, Causes Accident, Then Arrests The Other Guy
Want to see some shenanigans of the highest order?
Ever Seen The Coast Guard Pull Over A Drug Smuggling Submarine?
If the ocean was an interstate, the Coast Guard would be the highway patrol.