Patrick Bateman

It’s official – this has been one of the hottest summers on record. That calls for ice cream all day every day. The best way to consume the tasty treat – and impress hippie chicks – is via cone. As long as you eat fast enough to avoid waste but slow enough to avoid brain freeze. So, it would make sense to apply that same shrewdness to other incredible edibles. Like pizza.

It’s no secret that Minnesota Twins backstop Joe Mauer is a hit with the ladies. Head and Shoulders would lead you to believe that it’s gotta be the hair.

It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.

Hot women of 2012 assemble! We’re at the midway point of 2012, which means everyone feels compelled to take a look back at the first half of the year before turning a keen eye to the months ahead. For us, that means reviewing the millions of maidens, misses, minxes, Mrs. and other hot women who’ve graced our computer screens to determine the 100 hottest. It’s what dudes do.

The gTar is a fully digital guitar that shows you how to play songs via an array of interactive LEDs along the fretboard. To do this, you must first dock your iPhone in the guitar’s body and load up the FREE gTar app, which comes with an extensive library of songs that’s growing every day.

A couple months ago, we showed you the 10 Hottest Women on ‘The Simpsons’. We failed to include leading lady Marge who has a Playboy cover and a Maxim spread under her belt. Despite those credentials, Marge just doesn’t do it for us – maybe it’s the hair or her unflattering fashion sense...

There are entire websites dedicated to parenting fails and while most appear to be harmless, some make you question just how long the victimized kid will live in such a dangerous environment. Take this video of a couple parents who put their kid in a washing machine at the laundromat as a way to teach him a lesson. Seems like a funny prank at first, but then the auto lock system kicks in and every

Hot off their April Fools Joke about Google 8-Bit for Nintendo comes the media giant’s announcement they’re in the process of testing augmented reality glasses that make you feel like Iron Man or the Terminator and look like Levar Burton’s character in Star Trek .

Kate’s been a marketing machine lately, starring in commercials for SkullCandy, Carl’s Jr., MLB 2k12, and DirecTV. While Carl’s Jr. and MLB 2k12 tried to get creative with their efforts, DirecTV basically phoned in a bland ad that took all of an hour to write, shoot, and edit.

It’s amazing to look back at how video game publishers marketed their releases before graphics advanced to the point of some respectability.

Many thought Tenacious D faded away like dust in the wind after their commercially mediocre movie “The Pick of Destiny” received mixed reviews from critics despite the band’s fans loving every minute of it. After five or so years out of the spotlight, the dynamic duo has returned.

ESPN’s “First Take” analyst Skip Bayless was all smiles after his #FreeTebow campaign lead to the Broncos trading Tim Tebow to the Jets. But, there’s a new movement to free another major NFL member – Saints coach Sean Payton.