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Halloween is right around the corner and you know what that means: the holidays are right behind it, coming in hot and laden with anxiety. Now is the time for some "pre-holiday decompression" which is really just a fancy way of saying "relax, eat all of the leftover Halloween candy you can get your hands on, and drink a lot of wine." After all, the answer to centering yourself before all of the holiday madness hits is hiding at the bottom of a bottle and today's list of goodies will only help to get you there faster.

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Silipint The Original Silicone Wine Glasses With Lids And Straws

How much fun are these psychedelic wine glasses?! Unbreakable, insulated, and environmentally conscious, this drinkware is exactly what you need for getting tipsy once all of that holiday anxiety starts to creep in. Plus they're dishwasher, microwave, and oven-safe if you're the kind of gal that likes to warm up her wine in a kitchen appliance.

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Vinturi V1010 Essential Red Wine Aerator Pourer and Decanter

With all that gift buying on your brain you may opt for cheaper bottles of wine for yourself than you're used to but this wine aerator can help. Bring any red up to a better bouquet, enhanced flavor, and a smoother finish all in the time that it takes to pour a glass! It comes complete with a no-drip stand and a travel pouch so you can take it anywhere that there may be a glass of red in need.

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SipCaddy Bath & Shower Portable Cupholder

Meet your new best friend. A reliable little bathroom addition that will always step-up and hold your drink, the SipCaddy really aims to please. No need to have a holiday-induced panic attack in front of your family - simply excuse yourself for a drink or two in a nice hot bath and sob in peace while drowning your sorrows.

Buy It:  https://amzn.to/2N7j0vf


 

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INNOSTAGE Portable and Foldable Wine and Snack Table

Another gadget that will come in handy when you're trying to hide from everything, this portable wine and snack table should be standard issue in every home. This thing has achieved a trifecta: sturdy construction, legs that fold flat for portability, and thoughtfully carved slots for suspending a bottle and glasses. Simply stunning!

Buy It: https://amzn.to/2BzXAkW


 

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Vino Marker Metallic Wine Glass Pens

If you're anything like me you know plenty of people who also suffer from pre-holiday stress and you're probably all getting together and drowning your sorrows as good friends tend to do. Keep tabs on your drink the best way possible and write your name right on it with these metallic wine glass pens. Better yet, host the get-together and write funny nicknames on everyone else's glasses.

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NPW Drinking Buddies Cocktail/Wine Glass Markers

So, the Vino Marker is obviously for your sophisticated friends whereas these speedo-clad muscle men drink markers are a great fit for your reprobate friends. If these beach bum dudes don't quite do it for you there are other disreputable options available including Bosom Buddies, a set of people In the Buff, and even some Men in Uniform.

Buy It: https://amzn.to/2MCPoGT


 

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Wine Condoms Wine & Beverage Bottle Stopper

Gonna go ahead and squeeze this gem in after the scantily clad wine markers because, well, it just makes sense. This one-of-a-kind wine covering was invented by a mother-son duo (little weird but whatever) and I can only imagine the conversation that led to this Macgyvered masterpiece. You don't have to suffer through your holiday hurt alone. Now you can make everyone feel awkward when you whip out your wine condom!

Buy It: https://amzn.to/2BxtVsB


 

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KOVOT 9 Piece Wine Travel Bag and Picnic Set

Sometimes you need to just pack up your wine and go. Whether you're headed to a dinner party, planning a romantic picnic, or drinking in the backyard where your family won't find you this wine travel bag helps to lessen the load. It has everything you need including wine glasses, wine glass stakes, cloth napkins, corkscrew, and a bottle stopper all wrapped up in one easy-to-grab pack.

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Wine Wings 4 Pack Reusable Bottle Protector

If you're one of the millions that will be flying sometime between now and the New Year feel free to bring your own booze along thanks to these reusable bottle protectors. Simply insert a bottle up to 1L in size, seal up the two zip locks, roll over the velcro seal and nestle that precious cargo right in with your luggage. Arrive at your destination and, BAM! It's Happy Hour!

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GoPong Hidden Lotion Flask 3-Pack

If you really, really need to hide your drink for one reason or another, these secret flasks have got your back. Why show the world that you're drinking a glass of wine when you can show them that you're downing four full liquid ounces of organic body lotion? Please note that these flasks will work even more flawlessly if you're already known as someone that drinks lotion straight out of the bottle.

Buy It: https://amzn.to/2pEuoqm

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