As more and more American's slowly increase the amount of work they do each week, this guy divulges the secret to relaxing after a long, hard day.

I'm sure you've heard it before, the same as I'm told all the time, 'get a dog.' And while I like animals and pets on the whole, I don't think I'm cut out for pets. I don't make weekend plans until Friday afternoon... and quite frankly, if having a pet meant I couldn't hop in a plane to Vegas in two hours, I'm OK with not having a pet.

Besides, look at that vicious little ball of fluff. Or don't, because then you'll start wanting one.