5 Tips For Conducting a Successful Black Friday Operation
Black Friday is not a casual shopping day, but rather it is the closet thing civilians will ever get to tasting real combat. As such, one should treat it like a military mission, with objectives, casualties and above all, strategies.
For all the brave souls who are enticed by great “deals” like 5% off a plasma screen, study and memorize these basic survival tips. Treat each Target, Wal-Mart and Best Buy as a Guadalcanal, Normandy and Iwo Jima and you should make it back home alive to watch that $5 Blu-Ray of ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ you found.
Make a list
Keep your coupons handy
Exploit your enemy’s weakness