Audio of Gerard Depardieu’s Airplane Urination Incident Uncovered [VIDEO]

Earlier this week, French actor Gerald Depardieu caused a stir (and gave Anderson Cooper the giggles) when he sloppily peed into a bottle on a Paris-to-Dublin flight.

Sadly, there’s not video or photos of the incident, but the folks at Funny or Die have created a fake black box recording of Depardieu’s faux pas.

Hear the acting legend try to blame his incontinence on seven bottles of vin and Haley Joel Osment below — some NSFW language:

[Funny or Die]