Cleveland Indians Fan Shows America How Not to Catch a Baseball [VIDEO]

There's a reason the players play and the fans don't.

During Monday night's Indians-Tigers game, Indians shortstop Asdrubal Cabrera tossed a ball into the crowd. One fan had a beat on it. And then he took it off the mouth.

If this isn't a metaphor for what it's like to be a Cleveland sports fan, what is?

Next time, bring a glove.