Every few years, the internet rediscovers nuclear target maps, and everyone collectively spirals for a day or two. Lately, it has been happening again, thanks to the situation in the Hormuz Strait, the ongoing Russia-Ukraine war, and the normal anxiety that follows any major global conflict.

And yes, Oklahoma usually shows up on those maps.

When you first see one of those national strike maps, the big takeaway is how crowded they look. Targets cover the country from coast to coast. Still, the middle of the country has long carried the nickname “the nuclear sponge.” The basic Cold War logic was simple. If something terrible ever happened, the center of the country would absorb a lot of the damage meant for the coasts and major command centers.

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Zoom in on Oklahoma, and the dots start to make more sense.

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The obvious ones are the military installations. Fort Sill. Altus Air Force Base. Tinker Air Force Base. Vance Air Force Base. The McAlester Army Ammunition Plant. Those locations are vital military locations for training, logistics, maintenance, and weapons support, so they show up on nearly every version of these potential target maps.

Then there are the less obvious dots. Some line up with former military facilities or backup airfields that date back decades. Old Cold War planning never really disappears. Other dots match up with oil, gas, and energy infrastructure.

That part surprises people the most.

Tulsa was once the Oil Capital of the World, and that large refinery footprint is still easy to point out. If you've driven through, you know you'll smell it before you see it, but it's unmistakable.

Cushing sits west of Tulsa and is "The Pipeline Crossroads of the World." Not only does an enormous amount of U.S. oil get stored there, but one-third of all North American oil flows through it.

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Add in power plants and energy hubs across the state, and the pattern becomes pretty clear.

Energy equals infrastructure. Infrastructure equals strategic importance.

All of this sounds dramatic, but context matters. In a true worst-case scenario, the first targets would be missile fields, national command centers, communication hubs, and submarine bases. Oklahoma would be far down the list.

Low odds. Not zero. Just far down the list.

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