Jennifer Lopez + Mariah Carey on Tour? Glitter, Heels + Chaos Incoming [RUMOR]

Somewhere in pop-culture heaven, the chaos gods are cackling.

Why? Because Jennifer Lopez and Mariah Carey — yes, two women the internet has pitted against each other for decades — are reportedly in talks for a co-headlining tour.

Insiders whisper to #ShuterScoop that the 56-year-old icons are in “serious conversations” about teaming up.

The logic is simple: solo, legacy acts sometimes struggle to fill arenas. Together? That’s a once-in-a-lifetime ticket.

“Mariah brings the voice, Jennifer brings the dancing,” one music exec said. “Put them together, and you get fireworks.”

From Glitter Bombs to Bronx Bombshells

Mariah has been working to restore her live-show reputation, while J.Lo’s last tour went viral for, let’s say, less flattering reasons (wardrobe slips, choreography memes).

But nostalgia paired with value works — see Billy Joel & Stevie Nicks or Janet Jackson & Mary J. Blige. Why not J.Lo and Mimi?

Creative teams are already sketching ideas, including dueling diva sets. Imagine Mariah descending on a butterfly swing while J.Lo body-rolls in rhinestones.

It’s camp, it’s chaotic, it’s necessary.

A Feud That Launched a Thousand Memes

The so-called “beef” traces back to the late ’90s, when Mariah’s ex Tommy Mottola allegedly boosted J.Lo’s career with a music sample meant for Carey’s Glitter.

Cue years of shade, side-eye, and the immortal Carey line: “I don’t know her.”

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But according to Mariah, the feud is overstated. As she once clarified: “We just don’t know each other.”

Which, TBH, is the most diva way of saying “no beef.”

Divas, Dueling, and Dollar Signs

Still, fans want more than just the hits. They want the moments.

Will J.Lo strut during “We Belong Together?” Will Mariah hold a whistle note so long it becomes a power move during “On the Floor?”

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Whether crown-trading or mic-snatching, the mix of talent and tension could equal sold-out stadiums.

And if the rumors are true, don’t be surprised to see their names side-by-side on a poster next summer.

Waiting For… One Sweet Day?

Forget the feud. If Jennifer Lopez and Mariah Carey actually hit the road together, the only fight we’ll be having is for tickets.