While you wouldn't know it from looking at the crowds at Sam's Club and our various places around town, the world is taking the recommended quarantine seriously. Places that people normally flock to are near completely empty of the tourists and people they're known for. Times Square, Vatican City, Rome, Hawaii, the slopes in the Rocky Mountains, all bare. Shockingly, Florida isn't. It's been a hot spot for Spring Breakers to spread Covid-19 and HPV, probably.

While those who have been hoarding goods and food can now just stay their selfish butts at home, those who have to fight for food will have to make the daily trip to the store. Making it a real possibility to elongate this whole ordeal.