Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Every Solo One Direction Song Ranked From Worst to Best
Ever wondered how the One Direction members' solo careers stack up against each other? Behold our definitive ranking of Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam's songs.
Budding Pop Star Vin Diesel Appears on Selena Gomez + Kygo Collaboration ‘It Ain’t Me’
Vin Diesel is apparently a man of many talents.
Joe Jonas Is Sometimes ‘Envious’ of Little Brother Nick’s ‘Artistry’
'I’m envious at times, watching his artistry and how he went so quickly into creating music and an album.'
Darren Criss Cast As Serial Killer Andrew Cunanan in ‘American Crime Story’
Darren Criss has been cast as serial murderer Andrew Cunanan in Ryan Murphy's 'Versace: American Crime Story,' which will follow the murder of Gianni Versace.
Karlie Kloss Apologizes for Appropriative ‘Vogue’ Shoot, Just Like She Did in 2012
The year is 2017 and Vogue's idea of diversity is styling a white woman as a geisha.
Lady Gaga, Britney Spears + More Sign Letter Condemning Texas Bathroom Bill
The letter reads, in part: "How much more can you punish them for living honestly and openly?”
Beyonce’s Isolated Vocals From 2017 Grammys Offer Further Proof We Don’t Deserve Her
Isolated vocals from Beyonce's 2017 Grammys performance leaked online earlier today (February 14) offering naysayers and dissenters alike definitive proof of her talent.
Ed Sheeran Was Denied Entry to His Label’s Grammys After-Party
Ed Sheeran was denied access to his record label's Grammys after-party, which is almost painful in how relatable it is.
Mic Feed From Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl Set Offers Stellar Live Vocals
Isolated audio of Gaga's vocals from her stellar Super Bowl performance has mercifully leaked online, proving what stans have known all along -- Gaga has one hell of a voice.
Justin Bieber Apparently Still Bitter The Weeknd Is Dating Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber plays the part of bitter ex-boyfriend with extraordinary ease.
Solange Tweets Frank Ocean’s Anti-Grammys Post After Beyonce Loses Album of the Year
The "Cranes in the Sky" singer hinted at a possible Grammys boycott when she tweeted a link to a recent Frank Ocean Tumblr post, lambasting the awards show.
Adele Broke Her Grammy Statue in Half and Offered a Piece to Beyonce
'What the f---k does she have to do to win album of the year?'