‘Baywatch’? Try BDE-Watch — Pamela Anderson’s New Man Is Packing More Than Charm

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Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are reportedly heating up — both onscreen and off — while promoting their upcoming movie The Naked Gun.

While this unexpected Hollywood pairing has fans doing double-takes, some longtime insiders say the real plot twist? Neeson is packing more than just charm.

According to Page Six, a particularly spicy source shared that the Taken star is still a hot topic in certain circles — and not for his acting chops.

“He has one of the biggest [bleeps] in New York City,” the insider claimed. “People have been chattering about it for 30 years.”

In fact, supermodel and professional chaos agent Janice Dickinson has gone on record multiple times about Neeson’s… alleged endowment.

“He has the biggest pe-is of any man alive,” she previously declared, per the New York Post — doubling down on a quote from her 2002 memoir, No Lifeguard on Duty, in which she famously recalled:

“It was like an Evian bottle fell out of his pants. The earth shook. I swallowed my tongue. I was so shocked.”

Honestly? That’s cinema.

A Big Deal Since Way Back

Before his action-hero era, Neeson had a pretty iconic dating résumé: Julia Roberts, Barbra Streisand, Brooke Shields, and Helen Mirren, to name a few.

He married actress Natasha Richardson in 1994 and stayed devoted to her until her tragic passing in 2009.

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But now, with Anderson making headlines for her natural glow-up, minimalist lifestyle, and surprising new rom-com role, the two seem to be entering their third acts in style — and maybe together.

Tommy vs. Liam: Hollywood’s Real Heavyweight Bout

Let’s not act like we haven’t all wondered.

Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has long held the crown for Hollywood’s most jaw-dropping reveal, thanks to his infamous 1996 honeymoon tape with Anderson — complete with a scene where he steers a boat hands-free, using what nature gave him.

For decades, Lee’s status as the industry’s most talked-about package went unchallenged.

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But if Neeson’s “Evian bottle” legend is to be believed, Anderson may have just found herself another top-tier contender.

Spoiler alert (via zipper): Pamela has a type.

From 'Baywatch' to BDE-Watch

Red carpet PDA. Cheek kisses. A faux make-out on The Today Show. This alleged romance might be promotional, but the chemistry is undeniable.

Anderson and Neeson even brought their adult sons to The Naked Gun premieres in London and New York, posing for what suspiciously looked like a very blended, very wholesome family photo.

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So, are they Hollywood’s next unexpected power couple? Or just two legends sharing the screen — and some great timing?

Either way, let’s be honest: If anyone deserves a hilarious, soft (or hard), late-life glow-up with a well-endowed Oscar nominee... It’s Pamela Anderson.