Ramen Noodle Bath Is the Tastiest Way to Get Clean
Throw out those bars of Ivory, toss aside that Old Spice body wash and get ready to get clean with some scrumptious grub.
Japan's Yunessan Spa House is offering customers a ramen noodle bath. That's right -- no longer do you have to mess around with things like soap and shampoo. Instead, you can apply the cheapest known food on earth and staple of college students' diets to soothe your skin and refresh your pores.
The noodles are comprised of ramen pork broth and synthetic noodles, which are indeed good for the skin. The spa's owner says, "Lately people are very concerned about having beautiful skin, and they know the effect of collagen, which is contained in our pork-based broth."
Maybe this spa is onto something. Perhaps it should look into a four-course treatment where you can begin with a nice Buffalo chicken wings bath, followed by the ramen noodle bath, which gives way to a ribs slathered in barbecue sauce bath, which can be all wrapped up with a delicious ice cream-covered-in-hot fudge dessert.