So, Someone Painted a Penis on a $2 Million Bugatti Veyron

If you're a car buff, looking at this will pain you.

Someone reportedly spray-painted a penis on the hood of $2 million Bugatti Veyron on the streets of Seattle.

The car's owner has yet to come forward, while the possibility this is all a hoax looms large. A hoax? On the Internet? Get outta here.